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Dude, Seriously Hot Sauce

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Dude, Seriously Hot Sauce

All Dude, Seriously Hot Sauce Vending Machines feature a top row full of our original award-winning Dude, Seriously Hot Sauce.

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Row 2:
Top National Hot Sauces

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Ghost Scream Hot Sauce

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Featuring a smoky and bold flavor, this ghost pepper sauce is sure to become your favorite way to spice up everyday meals. 
What makes this award-winning, smoky hot sauce so special? Created in small batches in Orange County, California, our ghost pepper hot sauce is truly one-of-a-kind. Featuring quality ingredients like fresh garlic, onions, bell peppers, and spices, it’s hard to beat the flavor of our Original Hot Sauce. Of course, then there’s the addition of fresh Ghost Peppers, which give it an intense heat that you’re sure to love.

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Dirty Dicks Hot Pepper Sauce w/ a Tropical Twist

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At dude, seriously llc, each of our staff members is trained to give you the greatest shopping experience ever. Jamie Lane is our highly regarded Sales Representative and is happy to answer all your questions and assist you.

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Yellow Bird Habanero

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Our original elixir and most popular: meet the bottle that started it all. Fresh and bright, this Bird sings with a complex harmony of habanero peppers, garlic, carrots, and tangerine.

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Fatty fish Tacos, Chicken Wings, and Mac ‘n Cheese

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Karma Sauce: Ghost Island

This Caribbean-influenced hot sauce balances pineapple, mango and other all-natural ingredients with a trio of chile peppers led by the bhut jolokia, or “ghost pepper.” Just a teaspoon will transform any dish!
Ingredients: peppers (habanero, fatalii, ghost), orange juice, apple cider vinegar, mango, pineapple, organic sugar, mustard seed, lime juice, water, agave nectar, salt, onion, curry spices, garlic.

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Big Red's Banana Reaper

Banana Reaper Split is a full flavored reaper sauce like none other. Experience the banana within the first bite, but don’t let it fool you. This sauce packs a punch! This a great sauce to get creative with!

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High River Sauces: Cheeba Gold

This fiery mustard based hot sauce uses curry, sweet peaches and Scotch Bonnets for a zesty tropical flavor.
Revisit the islands and experience the West Indian magic of The Cheeba Gold!
Ingredients: Peaches, Mustard, Garlic, Onion, Lemon Juice, Curry,High River Spices with the heat of Yellow Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Fatelli Peppers.

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Capital City Mambo Sauce

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Our signature sauce will win you over the minute you taste it. Capital City™ mambo sauce creates a sweet and tangy addition to any dish. Sweet hot has the same great taste infused with cayenne and habanero pepper that creates a sweet medium heat. With its great tomato base and lightly sweet flavor, it’s no wonder why this secret sauce has been a favorite among Washingtonians for years. This all-purpose sauce can be used as a marinade, glaze, dipping or finishing sauce. Bring an original taste of Washington, DC home today.

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Queen of Farts

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Ingrédients : 
Papaya, Guava, Pineapple, Passion Fruit, White Vinegar, Curry, Habanero Peppers, Passion and Guava Fruit Juice, Lemon juice, Garlic and Salt. Contains gmo.

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Palo Alto Firefighters
Pepper Sauce

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Palo Alto Firefighter Lee Taylor has been growing peppers in the fire station backyard since 1994. After each harvest he would make his famous and zesty pepper sauce- which quickly became a hot commodity.
Previously available only to firefighters in Palo Alto- now you can enjoy the fiery taste of Lee's Pepper Sauce. Using the highest quality ingredients, Lee has crafted the simplest ingredient list (it's easy to pronounce everything) into a complex, full flavor sauce that stands on it's own or plays well with other foods.

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Ohio Extra Hot Sauces

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Angry Irishman's Franken Sauce

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It's Alive, It's Alive, It's Alive!  Darn right, it's alive, and YOU WILL BE TOO!  Frankensauce comes from the center of the demented mind of Sir Angry himself, and is our take on a "Louisiana style" hot sauce.  Utilizing all green chili pepper pods (7 Pot Primo, BBM, Carolina Reaper, Chocolate Douglah, Trinidad Scorpion, Ghost Peppers, and Habanero), onion, garlic (vampires beware!) and carrots for one "electrifying" sauce.  Great on eggs, wings, Bloody Marys, pizza, burgers, brats, and whatever else needs a serious JOLT of flavor!  But beware, it's addictive and HOT!!!

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Pepper Ninja's Hangry Habanero

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Hot Sauce rich with habanero flavors that will attack your taste buds. And a medium heat that will sneak up on you. This stuff is Sneaky Good!

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Haff's Killer Kiwi

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Palo Alto Firefighter Lee Taylor has been growing peppers in the fire station backyard since 1994. After each harvest he would make his famous and zesty pepper sauce- which quickly became a hot commodity.
Previously available only to firefighters in Palo Alto- now you can enjoy the fiery taste of Lee's Pepper Sauce. Using the highest quality ingredients, Lee has crafted the simplest ingredient list (it's easy to pronounce everything) into a complex, full flavor sauce that stands on it's own or plays well with other foods.

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Pepper Ninja's Mango Pineapple Habanero

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Hot Sauce bursting with fruit flavors that will attack your taste buds. And a mild heat that will sneak up on you. This stuff is Sneaky Good!

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Haff's Painapple

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A sweet and complex sauce made with pineapple, fresh ginger, lime, golden
raisins, and locally grown ghost peppers. Heat level 5/10.

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Doc's Fusion Fuel

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The Future of Flavor!  While working for a close friend and owner of ‘Ohio Time Machine Rental’, the question came up, “What if you could create a sauce that would coincide with the Delorean?”  During some brain storming and creativity in the kitchen, Doc’s Fusion Fuel became a reality. 
This sauce has an upper level heat, using red habanero peppers in a smoky base. It is very reminiscent of a BBQ sauce, without an over the top sweetness. Add in the perfect amount of spices, and the perfect marriage of flavor is born.

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Clamlube's Trinidog

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Trinidog More Bite Than Bark bites like a bitch and leaves you begging for more. Fetch up some serious Trinidad Scorpion flavor-rich heat along with our secret enlivening mojo aplenty for one howling ride. Every scrap of Trinidog delivers a potent kick of loyal heat intensity.
As flavor zealots we want to enliven your eats and Clamlube brings out the very best of flavors in all your fave foods. You’ll feel better and look better, way!
Shake it well, you and your Clamlube Hot Sauce. Finest ingredients, all natural, preservative free. Mindfully sourced and artfully concocted.

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Haff's Hot Tropic

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A fiery blend of bhut jolokia peppers and tropical flavors that go well on just about anything.  With enough heat to wake you up and enough flavor to keep you coming back for more.  Hot Tropic is a HOT sauce.

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Sauce Boss Gang's Don Juan

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Mango Scotch Bonnet
Sweet and Seductive (HOT)
THIS MUST BE...LUST! Sweet golden mango with a seductive kiss of spice from the scotch bonnet pepper. Don Juan will have you lusting for more!
Scoville units 100,000 to 350,000 (Approx)
Gluten Free/Shelf Life: 2 years

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Ohio Hot Sauces

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Haff's The Old Razzle Dazzle

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A blast of sweet and heat.  Made with red raspberries, blackberries, lemons, lemon drop peppers, honey from Bosler's Bee Stuff from Deersville, OH, and apple cider vinegar. 5/10 heat level.

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Juicy Melt's Ruby Wizard

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Ruby Wizard imbues grapefruit notes into the fold of tropical habanero peppers and garlic bliss. A classic savory breakfast sauce. This sauce goes great on everything but is a standout on eggs, lamb, grilled chicken and French fries. Always vegan with NO sugar and gluten free.

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Angry Irishman's Olive It

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Olive It! and YOU'LL LOVE IT TOO!  This perfect combination of green olives & habanero make for a truly unique flavor profile that pairs well on pizza, pasta salads, sammiches, and makes one heck of a FILTHY martini!

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Flavor and Fire's Black Garlic Hot Sauce

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This fantastic Black Garlic sauce won 2nd place Peoples Choice Awards for the entire Hot Sauce category at Zest Fest 2020 in Dallas Texas... and there is a reason for that. It is so spectacularly good, we don't have enough words in the English language to properly describe it. Just pick some up and you'll see what we mean!

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Juicy Melt's Midnight

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Midnight blends fresh pineapple flavors with the herbal and earthy notes of English thyme spice. This sauce is excellent for getting started on hot sauce because it combines a great, bright pineapple sweetness with just enough heat and a savory thyme character. Amazing on pizza (especially at midnight), seafood and carnitas. Always vegan with NO added sugar and gluten free.
Current batch is made with Habanero peppers from our friends at Little Miami Farms in Spring Valley, Ohio.

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Angry Irishman's Dill-licious

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Dill-Licious is a flavorful combination of dill pickles, garlic, and onions.  This sauce pairs well with hot dogs, hamburgers, potato salad, deviled eggs.  Mix it with sour cream for a spicy Dill dip!

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Haff's Trippy Pickle

Spicy, dill, tasty, crunchy? Trippy Pickle is as close to a pickle as you can get with a hot sauce.  It is a non-sweetened dill relish style hot sauce that is perfect for using on hot dogs, burgers, devilled eggs, sauerkraut, and to much debate with your avocado toast.  It is a medium heat sauce.

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Sauce Boss Gang's Coffin

Garlic Habanero Pepper. #1 Seller.
Smooth & Savory (Medium)
GET BURIED IN THE BOTTLE! Sharp notes of garlic, fruity habanero pepper and the hint of sweet carrot. A taste to die for...
Scoville Heat Units: 70,000 (Approx.)
Gluten-Free/Shelf Life: 2 years

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Flavor and Fire's Columbus Chipotle

Savory, smokey chipotle along with brown sugar gives this sauce a mild, sweet delicious flavor that everyone we know just loves. A great way to tastefully brighten up every meal, this is one of our most popular mild sauces, and a must have for any table!

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